Just do it!

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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mobydyke

being an adult is just dragging urself kicking and screaming to things that you will enjoy and that will be good for you

mobydyke

clenching my teeth and muttering under my breath "you'll be happy you did it you'll be happy you did it you'll be happy you did it" as I physically force myself out the door to go Do Things

mobydyke

being very firm with myself every time I think about bailing and saying "no. you committed to this. it will improve your quality of life. you will enjoy it. now put on your big boy pants and go."

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jennilah

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went to see if my late package maybe showed up without being scanned

jennilah

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but the post man yesterday said it would be here at ooooooooooone

jennilah

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is 9…………. post office closing time…….  no pkg……………………………………………………… >:C

jennilah

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well at least i can skip my post office visit tomorrow

jennilah

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i mean what did i expect really

a package?

too unrealistic

jennilah

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amazon sent me a replacement for my lost package and it “arrived” today

jennilah

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omg she recognized me immediately and got nervous with me while checking the system using my name

she was just as distraught as me when it turned up “arriving tomorrow” again but then she had another idea

one-pearl-point

mail is dumb

builtfjordtuff

The mail lady saying “NO. I REFUSE to say it again” was more climactic than the Braveheart speech.

national-shitpost-registry

oh my gosh, op’s bio says “The package was a laptop” which gives SUCH a new perspective

squidbroom
were--ralph

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

evilwizard

yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode

were--ralph

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alphabetcompletionist

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26/26

were--ralph

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starlightacademia
starlightacademia

one day you think: I want to die. and then you think, very quietly: actually. actually. I think I want a coffee. a nap. a sandwich. a book. and I want to die turns day by day into want to go home, I want to walk in the woods, I want to see my friend, I want to sit in the sun, I want a cleaner kitchen, I want a better job, I want to live somewhere else. I want to live.

- via duckbunny

jermarvin
satyriconmp3

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mrfylke2001

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mctreeleth

I was trying to explain to my sister-in-law that I simply cannot turn on my car headlights if anyone is looking at me and she thought I was crazy.

razzleberryjam

Literally nothing more embarrassing than tying your shoes in public like oh look at me I'm a 5 year old because I couldn't tie my shoes tight enough to last a walk through the kroger

official-lucifers-child

are y’all okay

thatqueerchoirkid

no